The longer Santorum is surging, the longer we’re going to be able to make these jokes that actually write themselves:
Surging in the polls, GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum was greeted with a fistful of glitter in Johnston, Iowa Friday, the latest so-called “glitter bombing” of a Republican candidate.
The male protester partly missed, with purple glitter ending up both on Santorum and the ground as the former Pennsylvania senator went in to watch a football game with supporters.
“Stop the hate! Taste the rainbow!” the unidentified man shouted as he threw the glitter.
And here is the video of the Santorum Be-glittering:
