Peter LaBarbera is Terrified that a Gay TSA Agent Might Feel His Junk

Everywhere you look, you see the menace of the homoseckshul agenda!  Well, if you’re Porno Pete, you do.  This is hilarious:

CHICAGO – Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH) today questioned the propriety of “same-gender” TSA (Transportation Security Administration) “pat-downs” – if the TSA agents doing the “patting down” are homosexual, lesbian or bisexual.

Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano went out of her way yesterday to stress that the TSA pat-downs are “same-gender” – mostly to reassure women that men will not be groping them at airports in the name of safety.

“But what about homosexual TSA agents?” AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera responded. “Isn’t it just as inappropriate for a ‘gay’ male TSA agent to pat down male travelers as it is for a normal, heterosexual male TSA agent to pat down female travelers?

“The reality is, most traveling men would not want Barney Frank to pat them down at the airport security checkpoint,” LaBarbera said. “Neither would it be fair to assign Ellen DeGeneres to pat down female travelers. (In the same vein, the Army should no more force normal male soldiers to shower and bunk with homosexual male soldiers than it would force females soldiers to bunk and shower with their male counterparts.)”

Seriously. And honestly, I agree with him: I would not want Barney Frank patting me down at an airport security checkpoint, mostly because he’s a Congressman, and that would be entirely inappropriate. Now, because Pete is a wingnut, and wingnuts are scared of Barney Frank, I understand why he immediately suggested Barney. But Peter, how would you feel if it was Ricky Martin?

For some reason, I think he’d stand at attention and take the patdown under those circumstances.

Or what if it was Neil Patrick Harris? I mean, who in their right mind would reject a patdown from NPH?  Not me, and not you either.