Because he’s penned another one of his “DADT repeal is only about granting rights to people who want to use the anal cavity for sex!” rants.

I have no idea what traumatic event in Bryan’s life caused him to fear The Butt so much, and I won’t speculate.  As usual, I’ll just point out that lots of straight people have anal sex, and lots of gay people don’t, and that Bryan’s anal fixation says far more about him than it will ever say about us.

If you’re interested, Kyle has the rundown of Bryan Fischer’s latest.