Look, guys: we already know you all aren’t really fans of searching the internet for knowledge, so I can’t imagine how difficult it would be if you decided to officially stop using Google altogether. They’re upset about Google’s international “Legalize Love,” campaign, by the way.

As Brian at Right Wing Watch points out, it’s not like they can go over to Microsoft, either, as Microsoft supports marriage equality. Can’t really go to Apple products, either. Oh, so sad. Guess the wingnuts will just have to stop doing things entirely.