My latest Wonkette piece is up, and I decided to use this week’s post to have a little fun with all of the various boycotts gays and those who hate them are ginning up right now. It’s hard to keep track, so hopefully this will help:

ACTION ALERT! You may not be aware that there are products and services you are supposed to be boycotting right now, so your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is here to save the day! Things used to be much simpler, back when the American Family Association was boycotting McDonald’s for their excessive gayness, by leaving hilarious comments on the internet about how their Real ‘Murkan families didn’t NEED no Big Macs, and could just suck their trans fats through a straw, like Jesus taught them in the Bible.

Go on then, read it all.