Oh, this is a gem.

Hilarious blogger Rich Juzwiak found this Christian propaganda movie called Pamela’s Prayer on a trip to the Holy Land Experience and came home and distilled it to its essential parts in six handy minutes. Here we follow Pamela as she struggles to refrain from kissing boys until her wedding day, at which point she will kiss the attractive gay man who also didn’t kiss anybody until his very young Christian wedding day. This is all more than we can say for her slut friend who has “kissed lots of boys.” Pamela’s creepy pedo-looking dad is just the icing on the cake.