Domenick Scudera, a Professor of Theater at Ursinus College writes in the Huffington Post about a deal he has for the GOP.

“I would like to offer a deal to the GOP. I am speaking unofficially for all gay Americans here when I say that we will stop talking about gay issues when you stop talking about straight issues. OK? We gays do not want to be reminded of your Republican heterosexuality any more than you want to be bothered with our homosexuality…Stop pushing your heterosexual agenda on us, and we will keep mum about our little “gay issues,” I promise. Please, just stay quiet about your heterosexuality and live your lives. All you have to do is deny your spouses, your families, and your friends, plus ignore your interests, passions, and entertainments. Do you think you can do that?”