Huckabee calls the actions of the LGBT community against Chick-Fil-A “economic bullying.” It’s of course, not “economic bullying” when wingnuts throw online drool-a-thons asking people to boycott corporations that actually are nice to the LGBT community. Then you’re just doing Jesus’s hate work, apparently. Anyway, the point is that these well fed white religious men are totally victims, all the time, no matter what’s happening to them, and no matter how many people they hurt with their victim status.

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Boys: why would we want to do business with bigots? Seriously. Aside from the fact that Chick-Fil-A’s food is (I’m sorry to any of their fans, but please expand your culinary horizons) gross, why would we want to give people who hate us money? My goodness.

[h/t Joe]