Man, and I was sure it was our fault again!

According to Rush Limbaugh, though, God is making the Iceland volcano go boom in response to something else entirely:

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’ no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes ‚Äî airspace has more affected ‚Äî than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’ got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’ a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’ a rebirth, God speaking.

What this tells us is that whatever god Rush Limbaugh worships is stone cold dumb, which is appropriate, considering.

Limbaugh’s followers are so easily led that they experience no cognitive dissonance when he says, as Blue Texan put it, that “God is punishing Europe because the US passed Mitt Romney’s health care plan.”


(h/t Think Progress)