You know, there are those people in the world who, no matter how bad your day was, theirs was worse. You could have lost your house in a fire and had a pet die, but they are there to tell you that they feel your pain because well, listen to what happened to ME. In the “culture war,” most of those people exist on the Right. LGBT people can endure all kinds of societal discrimination, but the Religious Right is here to tell you that it’s far worse that their feelings were hurt by gay people calling them names on Facebook. Somebody please call the WAAAAHmbulance for the martyrs of the National Organization for Marriage, as they are apparently in critical condition:

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Jeremy points out that he doesn’t use those words, and he’s to be commended for that. I rarely use most of them, but of course, if the Bigot Pump fits…