On Porno Pete’s website right now: dudes wearing white jockstraps and bunny ears. Not censored, like he does with gay kissing. Bare heinies and all.
I’m not kidding, y’all. Apparently, the most important day on the liturgical calendar for his religion called for a little vacay to San Francisco with just a camera in tow. This is what he does, for a job.
I can’t even…
