Here is the latest from “Coach” Dave Daubenmire, who would like to yell at us a bunch about how those mean liberals use his lack of understanding of his own faith against him. He seriously believes he is being clever because his response is to tell people that he was born a misinformed bigot. He says he was born anti-gay. (No, he wasn’t.) He says he was born thinking men shouldn’t fool around on their wives. (No, he wasn’t.) He was says he was born anti-choice. (No, he wasn’t.) He must have been the worst baby ever.

He finally confesses that he wasn’t “born that way,” but rather became that way later in life, which is proof that he can change. That’s the part where he starts getting weird and giggly. Enjoy!