Due to new research that shows that insects have gay sex all the time completely by accident, Stephen Colbert has revised his views on gays and would like to apologize. He no longer thinks it’s a choice, and understands that gays wanting to get married is far less embarrassing than admitting that they never “checked under the hood.”

I just adore him.

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