chapsI must have been playing hookey from the Gay Agenda meetings because this is the first I’m hearing of this:

Former Navy chaplain turned anti-LGBT crusader Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt sent an email to his supporters attacking the Employee Nondiscrimination Act (ENDA), a federal provision that would provide workplace protections to LGBT people.

According to Right Wing Watch, Klingenschmitt warned in the email that under ENDA, the federal government will “jail the Christians who refuse to celebrate gay weddings” and “bankrupt Christian employers.”

Klingenschmitt went on to warn that the rights of homeowners will no longer count if ENDA is passed and that people will be forced to allow anyone of any orientation to barge into their homes and engage in any form of coitus they like. As evidence, he cited that case of a British bed and breakfast owner who refused to allow a same sex couple to stay in his home as guests.

The couple sued and won, alleging discrimination. According to “Dr. Chaps,” this means, “the militant gays essentially demand ‘let us have sex in your house, or we will kick you out of your house.’”

OH! I get it now. Gordon, a bed and breakfast is a business, you see, where people rent rooms for the night. Once they’re in their rooms, owners who are not insane tend not to worry about what kind of sex their guests may or may not be having.

By the way, Gordon Klingenschmitt, the disgraced former military chaplain who lies about why he was kicked out of that position, is running for office in Colorado.