“Who are we to judge?,” asks “Coach” Dave Daubenmire.

Because, you know, what if God told Fred Phelps to do what he does. Also, what if God told Terry Jones to burn the Qur’an?

This is the quality of the modern Religious Right, folks:

For more fun with Dave Daubenmire, enjoy some of the other “greatest hits” from his oeuvre, like:

“Coach Dave Daubenmire is tired of being sodomized by liberals”

“Coach Dave Daubenmire explains that God is a homophobe”

“Coach Dave Daubenmire does not like all you sissy boys”

“Coach Dave Daubenmire crying about Obama being gay”

“Notable Tough Guy Dave Daubenmire scared of martial law in Boston”

And that’s just the tip o’ the crazy!

[h/t Right Wing Watch]