In this CBN clip, Erick Stakelbeck, whom Right Wing Watch describes as a “former sports reporter who fashions himself to be an expert on terrorism,” acknowledges going in that his theories make no sense. But that’s the tricky part, you see! Because radical Islamists want nothing more than to destroy America and Jesus, and because gays also want nothing more than to destroy America and Jesus, then duh, you guys, gays and radical Islamists are working together.

Those would be some weird planning meetings, I think.