Here is a wingnut named Ana María Jiménez Ortiz, from Mexico’s far right National Action Party, explaining her reasoning against marriage equality:
“Marriage should only be considered as those relationships in which the members have sex facing each other, which does not occur between homosexual couples.”
Yes, we can. Or, alternately, Sí, se puede! Done it a whole bunch of times.
Next?
[h/t Wonkette]