Serious runners, y’all should skip this one. Serious bigots, though? Somebody finally made one of those Fun Run things for you!

The Illinois Family Association, certified hate group, Porno Pete’s old place of employment and current command center of unhinged homophobes David Smith and Laurie Higgins, is having a Wingnut Fun Run, where, I presume, the object of the game is to see who can run away from the queers the fastest. Winner receives a medal and, maybe, if Laurie’s being nice that day, their own personal hate website?


Sounds like quite an event. We look forward to video of what will surely be a contest between superior athletes.

[h/t Jeremy]