Porno Pete, Matt Barber and Linda Harvey are in Washington DC today, holding some sort of press conference in front of the Human Rights Campaign headquarters. Whichever staffer had the idea to hang a banner welcoming Porno Pete to the neighborhood gets a gold star:


Oh, that’s funny. They even added a Vine of Porno Pete speaking to whomever he thinks he’s speaking to:

Look for Porno Pete in DuPont Circle later tonight, but don’t disturb him if he’s got a camera. He’s doing “research,” you guys!