Pat Robertson begins this video by explaining how white Chick-Fil-A sandwiches are. White meat and white bread. Mmmmm, sounds like the good old days. He does mention, though, that Chick-Fil-A is “also a milkshake,” which has been known to bring the boys to the yard, that’s right, it’s better than yours, Pat could teach you, but he’d have to charge.

Anyhow. So he’s rambling out this word salad about Chick-Fil-A, but then all of a sudden he starts to get his back up, up to the point where he fumes that he’ll change his entire beliefs the second gays prove they can create butt-babies. Until then, Pat’s stayin’ where he’s at.

[h/t Christian Nightmares]