1. The “politically correct” meme is tired. Fundamentalist Christians’ rights are not and never have been threatened in this country. What they’re feeling right now is simply a transition into a nation where they don’t occupy an unspoken and undeserved pedestal anymore and simply have to learn how to live equally with others who are different from them. It’s hard, but they’ll manage.

2. What on earth do religious people’s beliefs about life after death have to do with this? Moderate and progressive religious people also have beliefs about eternal life and whatnot, but whether or not you have revenge fantasy beliefs about hell or not, I’m fairly certain that you can’t take your MSG-laden Heart Attack On A Bun With A Side Of Waffle Diabetes with you.