Carole Lokan-Moore, owner of Camp Whitebriar in Edgewater Park, New Jersey, it’s time for your moment which will live in infamy!

Camp Whitebriar is some sort of bed and breakfast cum petting zoo (or something), and a lesbian mom in the area was accustomed to passing the place with her son, who wanted to visit it very soon. Unfortunately, she passed the joint one day and saw this:

So, she went to the company’s Facebook page and left a comment that said this:

This is somewhere my son loves to pass by and we have been excited to visit. Not anymore. I’m sad to see a local business anti LGBT marriage.

So, Joianne, the mother, didn’t go there and lash out at them for being assholes or anything. Just expressed her disappointment at finding bigots in her midst. Ms. Carole Lokan-Moore, proprietor of the establishment, responded like this:

Let’s reproduce that grammatically insane bigot rant so that I may correct it and mock it:

Isn’t it wonderful Joanne Fraschilla, that you and your son can enjoy the animals here because I have a traditional marriage with a husband who works with me 90 hours a week to take care of these animals, and the summer camp….

Her traditional marriage is important here, because if her husband didn’t have those dude genitals, he couldn’t possibly help her so much.

we’re 66-68 years old….there were no gays or queers in our time…..

Yes there were. You just weren’t paying attention. For god’s sake, half the movie stars you grew up watching were gay guys, Carole.

if two old ladies chose to live be it, let them deal with God when they get there…

If your god is really upset about two old ladies living together, your god is not a very smart or good god.

but to have the “face sucking” thrown in my face of two gay lesbians who are totally destroying the “normal balance in a child’s life” as you claim your son…

Wait, who is doing all this “face sucking?” I didn’t hear about Joianne shoving any “face sucking” in Carole’s face. And why is “face sucking” in quotes?

where is the role model that your son needs to know how to act like a man?

Maybe a man in the child’s life? Dunno.

or will he only see the “one sided selfishness” of a “single parent”…and end up an out cast in society by being “gay” himself because he didn’t have a father as a role model.

Oh, Carole. You know that most gay kids are raised by straight parents, right? And an inordinate number come out of bigoted fundamentalist households like yours, because if your god exists, he has a sense of humor.

I’ll pray for you….remember what the bible says: “Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas”…..

Ten bucks says Carole also thinks that the phrase “git ‘er done!” came from the Bible.

guess that’s why God invented aids….

Nice. There’s that Christian Love we’re always hearing about. Can we just all agree that whenever Fundamentalists talk about the “love” of anything, they’re working from a place of base prejudice and hatred? Is it really hard to see for anyone?

Of course, being the forgetful god that Carole believes in, he forgot to make AIDS easily transmissible by lesbians such as Joianne.


Lots of gays and lesbians own businesses, and most of them in this country at least are able to type complete sentences, use correct grammar and know that there are always three periods in ellipses, never more, never less.

Joe points out that Carole recently ran for the New Jersey Senate and lost. Here’s what this stellar example of American citizenship looks like:

Moreoever, Joe adds:

Delving deeper in the above Senate campaign bio, we learn that Lokan-Moore is a member of the NRA, a member of the Daughters Of The Confederacy (shocker)

Somehow I knew that a village in Alabama was missing its idiot…