Oh, dear, well, if Victoria Jackson is saying it, I’m sure she’s really thought it through and all her facts check out, because she’s nothing if not a paragon of sanity:

Who knew the apocalypse would be heralded by an outpouring of love and support for human beings? She must be reading the Bible upside down or something, because that’s not how Revelation starts in any translation I’ve seen.

[h/t Jeremy]