This is John King, from, pleading with the people at the Kentuckiana Gay Pride Parade to save white people by not being so gay all the time. He is very upset! At one point, a lesbian comes to talk to him and he then complains to the camera that he “just got called a dumbass by a dyke.” Yes, yes, you did, John. I imagine you’re about to be mocked by a lot more LGBT people and our allies.

By the way, John, a majority of the American public supports marriage equality. Drives you nuts, doesn’ t it?

Also, read Jesus’ General, for more laughs.