Our friends at Christwire have come up with several wedding announcements for gay couples, if they were written by the Religious Right. Here’s my favorite and then click over for the others:

Dr. Holstein Sanderson of Louisville is repulsed to announce the pending nuptials of his only son, Holstein Sanderson, Jr. to Martin Green, Psy.D.  The “ceremony” is to take place October 1st in South Beach on the white sand near the water so blue “it blends with Martin’s eyes.”  Dr. Sanderson was quoted as saying that “Junior’s mother is rolling over in her grave.”  To this he added, “And I’m ready to join her.”  Dr. Sanderson expects the flood waters to rise from the ocean and swallow up the entire wedding party.  He encourages all gay rights’ activists to attend.

I love it!