As usual with right-wing humor, it’s completely unintentional. Here’s the “give us all the change in the cupholder of your Hoveround” pitch from the American Family Association for the end of the year.

I like it how the bumpkin stumbles over his own last name. Two syllables are hard for some Miss’ippi people, y’see. [NOT ALL OF THEM, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, says the Arkansan writing this.]

[h/t Jeremy]