Herman Cain says being gay is a choice. Dan says, y’know, prove it, in the way that only Dan can. It’s a little risque, so I’ll put it after the jump:

Dear Herman,

If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.

Very sincerely yours,
Dan Savage

Heh. So many Religious Right loons could make their arguments more compelling if only they took this advice.