All you guys out there who play with yourselves from time to time, you need to know that you are gay, according to a wingnut pastor named Mark Driscoll:

In a booklet titled Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men, Driscoll of the Seattle-based Mars Hill Church suggests that the act could turn men gay.

“First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexual activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”

Now you know! Something virtually all men do at one time or another is a serious gateway drug to gayness. Also, you will get hairy palms and go blind. Is it any wonder these people are unnaturally obsessed with our sex lives? Their approach to their own sex lives is so disturbing and sad.