Yeah, this is a gay news website, but DISCLAIMER:  I didn’t even know it was Madonna’s birthday until I saw it on my wall, because I’m Facebook friends with lots of gays.

This, in my humble opinion, is the best thing she has ever done, narrowly edging out “Rain” and “Frozen.”  Alex Balk just happened to write a post at The Awl yesterday commemorating the fact that this song is like seventeen years old, which makes me feel old.

What the hell, here’s “Rain” and “Frozen” because, why not: