If a social conservative train leaves station A going 100 miles per hour and an economic market-worshipping conservative train leaves station B three hundred miles away, going 120 miles per hour, toward the social conservative train, how long before the American Family Association’s staff writers explode in a cloud of dum-dum, yet again?

At the request of “gay,” lesbian, and transgender students, Rutgers University recently announced it will launch a pilot program providing “gender-neutral” housing starting this fall. But a new Rasmussen Reports poll finds that 71 percent of adults don’t think it’s a good idea for male and female college students to live in the same dorm room.

Awww, that’s too bad. Fortunately, 71% of adults don’t go to Rutgers, and they can do whatever the hell they want. It’s not like the homeschooling science lessons favored by the American Family Association, on how the only reason snakes can’t talk anymore is because of The Curse, are likely to prepare a student for Rutgers anyway.