Lots of people on the pro-humanity, pro-equality side have had a lot of fun ever since Peter LaBarbera hooked up a Twitter and started talking.  Right now he wants me and Joe Jervis to apologize for “lying” about Scott Lively or something, which, whatever, I’ll deal with it later.  [Hint:  The there that Peter thinks he has found there does not exist and there will be no apology.]  But this is more fun and more important:


Girlfriend, you’re right, I wouldn’t wear it either.  Don’t worry, though, I’m sure Kay Jewelers will come out with something that is more to the Pretty Pretty Princess’s liking any day now.