Lots of people on the pro-humanity, pro-equality side have had a lot of fun ever since Peter LaBarbera hooked up a Twitter and started talking. Right now he wants me and Joe Jervis to apologize for “lying” about Scott Lively or something, which, whatever, I’ll deal with it later. [Hint: The there that Peter thinks he has found there does not exist and there will be no apology.] But this is more fun and more important:
Girlfriend, you’re right, I wouldn’t wear it either. Don’t worry, though, I’m sure Kay Jewelers will come out with something that is more to the Pretty Pretty Princess’s liking any day now.
