Even more terrifying when they learn karate.

It always makes my day when Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association stops grunting unintelligible mountain man gibberish about gay people and instead chooses to sputter about the members of the animal kingdom that scare him.  Today, he’s upset about bears.  Take it away, Kyle at Right Wing Watch:

He has already voiced his outrage that a whale a Sea World was not put to death for killing a trainer, but what makes Fischer really livid is that bears are not just being shot on sight, as he has now dedicated a second blog post to claiming that attacks by “savage beasts” is proof “that the land is under a curse”

Because, you see, bears were never mean until Barack Obama and the gay abortions and the Muslims and stuff.  Let’s read some of Bryan’s words and make fun of him for a minute.

One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.

Bears! Here’s my question, though. If one human being > infinity bears, and x bears < one dead human being, how many bears were there on Noah’s Ark, and why did he take them anyway, if they were just going to growl at Bryan Fischer in his dreams and stuff?

Anyway, his piece is about some bear attacks, and how all bears should be shot, and also about how human-caused climate change is a fantasy, because God Is In Control or something trite like that.

To sum up:  Global warming = Fake.  Bears = Makes Bryan Fischer pee.

No word on how he feels about Twinks.