Bill Donohue, his back all up in a grumpypants huff about something George Lopez said:

No institution, religious or secular, has less of a problem with the issue of sexual abuse today than the Catholic Church.

1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  LOL!   *spits Diet Coke all over the computer screen laughing*

2. I cannot imagine any scenario under which something George Lopez said would compel me to write a press release.