I was going to write something serious about Peter LaBarbera’s Truth Academy camp, which begins Thursday in the Chicago burbs. However, every time I tried to focus and think of Porno Pete I began laughing. Even funnier was imagining Matt “Bam Bam” Barber teaching a class on masculinity.

Wow, I’m trying to wrap my brain about the bizarre and outlandish — not to mention hateful — seminars that will take place.

I will post the Porno Pete anthem in honor of his big week:

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