What can a person possibly say about Bryan Fischer? Hasn’t it all been said? This man…words fail me.

He will of course claim that we are misinterpreting his words, but…

Gay sex = domestic terrorism

That’s the headline of his latest piece, so unless I’m missing the subtle irony in Fischer’s fourth grade reading level work, I think it’s safe to say that he meant “Gay sex = domestic terrorism.”

Other examples of domestic terrorism:

1. Oklahoma City Bombing

2. Centennial Park bombing in Atlanta

3. The Unabomber

4. Anthrax attacks of 2001

5. Attack on the IRS building in Austin, Texas, earlier this year

These are, of course, all just like gay sex, in that…

Some of England’s leading newspapers – The Sun, the Telegraph, the Daily Mail – all had feature stories yesterday about the latest Taliban terror tactic: burying dirty needles with their bombs in an effort to infect troops with HIV. They are planting hypodermic syringes below the surface with the points facing upward in hopes that bomb squad experts will prick themselves and become contaminated with hepatitis and HIV.

If the bomb goes off, then the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.

Said a member of Parliament, “Are there no depths to which these people will stoop? This is the definition of a dirty war.”

If we connect the dots here, the inescapable conclusion is that gay sex is a form of domestic terrorism.

What dots?! Let’s see, Bryan. Gay sex = consensual. Being bombed with dirty syringes = something that most people don’t request. HIV = affects millions of people, regardless of sexual orientation, rising rapidly in heterosexuals, almost nonexistent among lesbians, can be prevented by abstinence and safer sex practices.

Every time an HIV-infected male has sex with another male, it’s essentially the same as plunging an infected heroin needle into his arm.

Yes, but! That is in no way equivalent to “gay sex,” moron. Because, again, it’s nonexistent among lesbians, for the most part, and if neither of you have HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases, they don’t just freaking spring up! And again, you know, condoms. They’re readily available in fine drugstores and Wal-Mart Supercenters.

Now if gays are allowed into the military, they will be inevitably be put in battlefield situations where donated blood from soldiers may be necessary to save the lives of wounded comrades. An HIV-infected American soldier whose blood is used in those circumstances may very well condemn his fellow soldier to death rather than save his life.

Um, HIV infected people can’t serve. Also? The great majority of gay people don’t have HIV. Also, unless Bryan Fischer thinks the military is too f***ing stupid to test the blood they use for transfusions…

Again. What can you possibly say about Bryan Fischer anymore? He is seriously the most ridiculous, least competent anti-gay imam I have ever come across, and no, I haven’t forgotten about Peter LaBarbera.

I’m seriously worried about his mental health. I hope there is someone among his family or friends who is watching for the signs of early onset dementia, schizophrenia, or an assortment of other mental illnesses. Seriously. Those of you who pray should add him to your list.

(h/t Right Wing Watch)