I didn’t create this list; our new favorite newspaper, the Miami New Times did. They are on a roll with this story. Here’s how they introduce their list:

Unless you’ve spent the last 48 hours holed up in a French B&B humping the homosexuality right out of your rent-a-boy, you’ve probably heard about Miami New Times‘ expos?© of gay-bashing evangelist George Alan Rekers’ European tryst with a male prostitute.

That is some grade-A snark. I feel unworthy. The best thing about their list is that they include the best “totally gay quote” from each Religious Right Homophobic-Yet-Also-Gay public figure, such as this one, from Florida’s own Bob Allen:

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, on the cop who he thought was trying to rob him. See, he offered to blow the guy because he feared he “was about to be a statistic”.

That is seriously still my favorite Religious Right Republican outing. Luggage-lifting and “The Long Stroke” are hilarious, don’t get me wrong, but I fear we’ll never top “I had to blow him because I was scared of black people.”

Go read the whole thing.