TWO’ Mike Airhart has written about the drama involving “ex-lesbian” Lisa Miller who broke up with partner Janet Jenkins after finding the Lord. In a fit of holier-than-thou zeal, Miller went on the lam and absconded from Vermont with the child the couple were raising together after having a Civil Union. Miller has since vanished with the child.

Tonight, Jenkins will be on ABC’s Nightline. Of course, Miller won’t be on, because she is a criminal and would be arrested at the TV studio for kidnapping.

I have nothing to add about Haggard, at the moment. I’ll wait until next time he gets caught with a hooker or tapping his foot in the can. No doubt, the same gullible fundamentalists will be shocked and scream, “I thought he was cured.”