A Christian ministry from New Mexico is sending Go-Go-Gadget Bibles to Haiti, so, not to be outdone in the “absolutely useless” department, John Travolta and the Scientologists are airlifting a bunch of e-meters and various and sundry other components of their junk ministry, in order to remove the trauma from the Thetans so that they can all find Xenu again or whatever it is that they believe.
NOT HELPING, people.
(h/t TWO reader Ryan)
